Stop expecting Obama to snap his fingers and make oil disappear 

‘Did you plug the hole yet, daddy?” 11-year-old Malia asked Thursday morning while the president was shaving. Poor Barack Obama — even his kids won’t give him a break about the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.

Tough. It’s hard to feel sorry for the “Yes We Can” candidate, who got the job by stoking the juvenile expectation that there’s a presidential solution to everything.

But the adults among us ought to worry about a political culture that reacts to every difficulty by screaming, “Save us, Superpresident!”

It’s “taking so doggone long,” Sarah Palin wailed. “Man, you got to get down here and take control!” James Carville screeched. “Tell BP, ‘I’m your daddy!’”

When Hurricane Katrina hit, liberals who’d spent years calling President George W. Bush a tyrant suddenly decided he wasn’t authoritarian enough when he hesitated to declare himself generalissimo of New Orleans and muster the troops for a federal War on Hurricanes.

Now the party of “drill, baby, drill” — the folks who warn that Obama’s a socialist — is screaming bloody murder because Obama’s letting the private sector take the lead in the well-capping operation.

What do Carville, Palin, et al. want the president to do? “Replace [BP] with what?” asks Coast Guard Adm. Thad Allen, commanding officer at the scene. As the president admitted Thursday, “The federal government does not possess superior technology to BP,” which is trying to clean up its mess with backup from a team of scientists and engineers assembled by the feds.

Should Obama travel back in time and institute better regulation? “He could’ve demanded a plan in anticipation of this,” Carville said.

Perhaps, but it’s hardly surprising that a president who sits atop a 2-million-employee executive branch hasn’t magically solved the problem of bureaucratic incompetence.

Most of the complaints dominating the airwaves aren’t very specific. They smack of a quasi-religious conception of the presidency.

The public’s frustration is understandable. But the unreflective cry of “do something” usually results in policies that follow the logic immortalized in the BBC’s “Yes, Minister!”: “Something must be done. This is something. Therefore we must do it!”

In Katrina’s aftermath, that “something” was legislation (thankfully repealed in 2008) giving the president dangerous new powers to use troops at home to restore order and institute military quarantines during natural disasters or disease outbreaks.

In this case, it may be an expensive (and likely futile) Manhattan Project of new subsidies and restrictions aimed at getting us “beyond petroleum.” In his Sunday New York Times column, Thomas Friedman urged Obama to “think like a kid,” exploit the public’s Malia-esque impulses and push through a “game change on energy.”

“Daddy, why can’t you even mention the words ‘carbon tax’?” wrote Friedman.

BP will pay dearly for its apparent negligence, ending up poorer and smaller as a result of the spill. Not so with the federal government — disasters are the health of the state.

That dynamic won’t change as long as pundits, pols and the public embrace the poisonous notion that the president is America’s daddy.

Examiner columnist Gene Healy is a vice president at the Cato Institute and author of “The Cult of the Presidency.”

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