EPA tweet outs agency as big fan of Kardashian game 

click to enlarge Playing "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood" is way more interesting than the Environmental Protection Agency, admits the Environmental Protection Agency.
  • Playing "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood" is way more interesting than the Environmental Protection Agency, admits the Environmental Protection Agency.
The Environmental Protection Agency may only be a C-list celebrity, but it suffered some A-grade embarrassment this week.

“I’m now a C-list celebrity in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood,” the EPA’s Office of Water tweeted Monday night. “Come join me and become famous too by playing on iPhone!”

It was a slight departure for the agency, which usually addresses topics such as algal blooms and floodplains, but typical for rabid fans of reality-TV star Kim Kardashian’s mobile game, which is reportedly on track to earn $200 million for San Francisco company Glu Mobile.

By Tuesday morning, a chastened Office of Water tweeted, “Whoops…our bad. Sorry about tweet. Upside -more attention for the Office of Water (http://water.epa.gov ), thanks @KimKardashian.”

South of Market-based Glu did have some encouraging words for the anonymous C-list celebrity working at the EPA: “Keep at it @EPAwater, you’ll get there. #AList #WillowPapeIsTheWorst #KimKardashianGame.”

The 88-year-old co-author of the Clean Water Act was slightly less encouraging, The Associated Press reported.

“Staff has now informed me of what a Kardashian is,” Rep. John Dingell, D-Mich., tweeted Tuesday. “I’m only left with more questions.”

Et tu, beetles?

A tree dedicated to Beatles star George Harrison’s memory has been felled, but don’t start blaming a rabid Rolling Stones fan yet.

Blame the beetles.

The Los Angeles Times reports that the 10-year-old tree planted near Griffith Park Observatory in honor of the late musician and avid gardener had to be removed last month after falling victim to a beetle infestation.

But all things must pass, and a new memorial tree is scheduled to be planted soon.

Quick takes

President Barack Obama abruptly canceled a planned appearance this week on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. ... A 24-year-old pregnant artist says actor and former Nixon speechwriter Ben Stein has been asking her for nude photos since they met at San Francisco International Airport earlier this year; Stein says he had a professional relationship with the woman, whom he called ““a stunningly beautiful, absolute knockout young Eurasian woman” in a recent magazine column.

Happy birthday

Actor Daniel Radcliffe (“Harry Potter”) is 25. … Actor-comedian Marlon Wayans (“A Haunted House”) is 42. … Country musician Alison Krauss is 43. … Model Stephanie Seymour is 46. … Rock guitarist Slash is 49. … Actor Woody Harrelson (“True Detective”) is 53.

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Giselle Velazquez was born and raised in the shadow of San Francisco's Diamond Heights and now lives in the shadow of South San Francisco's Sign Hill. She has written for publications such as The S.F. Examiner, Ventura County Star, and the S.F. Bay Guardian.
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