She's made it to 27, the witching age that so many young drug and alcohol wastrels have yet to surpass. Members of the "27 Club" include Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and Amy Winehouse.
Here's the good news: She seems to be taking quite nicely to rehab. LiLo said she will be "going into hiding" upon release because she's so scared of relapsing, TMZ reported.
She reportedly "plans to move somewhere in the U.S. where there are no paparazzi." Trouble is, those places are generally not drug-free ? has she never heard of "hillbilly heroin?" Just take it a day at a time, LiLo.
QUICK TAKES • A Cirque du Soleil performer fell to her death during the Las Vegas performance of "Ka" • Jessica Simpson has given birth to a son she named Ace Johnson. That's a lot to live up to, kid. • "Teen Mom" and porn star Farrah Abraham entered rehab for alcohol abuse. • "American Idol" winner Ruben Studdard is going to join the cast of 'The Biggest Loser.'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Actress Lindsay Lohan ("The Canyons") is 27. • Actress Ashley Tisdale ("High School Musical") is 28. • Figure skater Johnny Weir is 29. • Singer-songwriter Michelle Branch is 30. • Former baseball player Jose Canseco is 49. • Comedian Doug Benson (?Super High Me?) his 50. • Model Jerry Hall is 57. • Actor Larry David ("Curb Your Enthusiasm") is 66. • NASCAR legend Richard Petty is 76. • Jazz pianist Ahmad Jamal is 83.
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