This is the "Star Trek" slash fiction nobody wanted to see.
While the interwebs are awash in fanfiction trysts between Kirk and Spock, or Picard and Riker, few had bothered to contemplate the pairing that has just beamed into court: "Star Trek: Voyager's" The Doctor meets Bill Nye the Science Guy.
"Star Trek" actor Robert Picardo, 60, is seeking a court order to stop his future ex-wife, Linda Pawlik, from spreading rumors that he's having a torrid relationship with the 58-year-old science educator.
Pawlik claims her private investigator says the two longtime buddies once spent hours together in Nye's bedroom, according to TMZ.
"I'd made it to 60 without having sex with a man and a 'walk on the wild side' at this age seemed unlikely to anyone who knows me," Picardo says in court documents obtained by TMZ.
S.F. LESS DIVERSE ONSCREEN
Some viewers noticed something slightly, well, unrealistic about "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," and it wasn't the damn dirty apes terrorizing San Francisco.
It's a city that looked nothing like The City.
Blogger Leland Lee counted exactly one person of Asian descent in the film's version of San Francisco, which is one-third Asian in real life.
"Perhaps they lacked the key resistance gene for simian virus and were decimated by disease," Lee posited this week on the 8asians.com blog. "Perhaps they had been run out of town by a gang of predominantly white Silicon Valley yuppies. Perhaps they had fled to Fremont."
"Terminator: Genesis" is currently filming in San Francisco. ... Vanilla Ice, who is to blame for the "Ninja Rap" in 1991's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze," is no fan of the new TMNT movie's theme: "I think you have to understand, and be a true ninja, to possess the magic to really pull off the secret sound," he told GQ. ... CW's "The Flash," an adaptation of the DC Comics superhero, will include two gay characters. ... Singer Aubrey O'Day of reunited girl group Danity Kane filed a police report after reportedly brawling with bandmate Dawn Richards during a recording session Monday.
Actress Romola Garai ("Atonement") is 32. ... Singer Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes is 33. ... Actress Soleil Moon Frye ("Punky Brewster") is 38. ... Actress Vera Farmiga ("The Conjuring") is 41. ... Singer Geri Halliwell of the Spice Girls is 42. ... Actress Michelle Yeoh ("Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon") is 52. ... Actor Peter Bonerz ("Murphy Brown") is 76.