When reports surfaced that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife, we were scandalized. Now that a report has surfaced claiming Charlie Sheen is cheating on his wife, we’re ... not all that surprised. What we weren’t expecting, however, was the photo of him donning a disguise — complete with a fuzzy fake mustache — to, allegedly, sneak off with his mistress.
An insider told In Touch magazine that while the “Two and a Half Men” star is working on his marriage to Brooke Mueller — “He has been sweet to Brooke and promises her that he’s changed” — he’s secretly hooking up with lingerie model Angelina Tracy, who, allegedly, moonlights as a $3,000-an-hour escort.
An onlooker claimed to have spotted the actor last week, disguised with a hood, dark glasses and the aforementioned silly mustache. Perhaps, ironically, drawing more attention to himself, he “ran down to his car” after an hourlong afternoon visit. “It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible,” the source said.
And on another occasion, Angelina allegedly joined Charlie in his chauffeured Mercedes, where “Charlie had a bouquet of flowers waiting for her, and her face lit up when he handed them to her,” per a gawker. “You could see them kissing on the lips.”
Hopefully, he wasn’t wearing the mustache at the time.
And speaking of cheating: Why did Jesse James throw away a solid family life for a string of sordid affairs? A pal of betrayed wife Sandra Bullock said he blamed his own “self-doubt” for prompting him to cheat.
“He said he had a lot of insecurities about being her husband,” the pal said. “He’s actually relieved that Sandra knows everything now because he couldn’t keep up with all the lies, and the anxiety was making him sick. Now he’s asking her to be the bigger person and keep their family together.”
But though she’s cutting their dad out of her life, Sandy has told Jesse’s three children that she will remain a part of their life, according to the friend.
“Sandy can’t bear a life without them, and she doesn’t want them to suffer because of Jesse’s cheating,” the pal said.
Sounds like they got cheated, too — out of a live-in second mom.
And speaking of Jesse’s cheating: You know you’ve messed up when Hugh Hefner is pronouncing moral judgment on you.
“Sandra Bullock’s husband looks like a real creep,” the Playboy magazine mogul told the New York Post. “I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.”
In fairness, we have to agree with Hef pointing out that “when you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it’s not the same as cheating. I don’t cheat. I am very open about what I do.”
And amid all this talk of commitment, the 84-year-old also revealed that the end of an era is at hand: He’s giving up the multiple-girlfriend lifestyle and becoming a one-woman guy! The lucky lady is girlfriend Crystal Harris.
“She’s very real, and although she has her aspirations, the major thing in her life is our relationship,” Hef said. “The problem with some of the other girls is that there were other motivations — their careers. This is more like true love. She is, as they say, ‘the real deal.’”
That’s all well and good, Hef, but you’re crushing the hopes of a lot of augmented blondes out there who dreamed of having their own reality show.
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