With every passing day, the number of alleged Tiger Woods mistresses grows. As of press time, the tally of dalliances has grown to 10.
In a further blow to Tiger's family-man image, adult film star Holly Sampson was named as the alleged seventh paramour. "She has no comment on the matter," her attorney informed the New York Daily News.
But wait, that's not all! Three more women have been identified as supposedly having had affairs with the married golf great, though none have yet come forward to confirm.
One is an anonymous Florida waitress whose lawyer told TMZ that Tiger's marriage is a sham, "only for publicity."
Another is purportedly a well-known British TV journalist who was his across-the-pond squeeze, an insider told the "Sun": "He would hook up with her when he went to the U.K. She's really sexy and very well-known. ... His fling with a British TV presenter was the talk of the PGA."
Oh, and then there's the mysterious woman who's, intriguingly enough, described only as a "sex-addicted cougar."
Somewhere, Elin Nordegren's attorney is furiously punching keys on a calculator.
What with the Tiger Woods scandal, we've almost forgotten all about the ongoing tabloid saga of Brangelina and Jennifer Aniston. Almost!
Luckily, "Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie" author Ian Halperin is around to remind us that, no, really, it totally is an ongoing saga. In fact, he claims that after Brad and Jen divorced, Angie met her nemesis for a showdown in a "deserted" restaurant in Hollywood.
"Jen was upset and shouted at Angelina," the tell-all writer told Page Six. "There was an altercation, it got pretty heated. ... It reduced Jen to tears."
Riiight. And you're telling us the tabloids never got wind of this?
Britney Spears' camp has denied Courtney Love's inflammatory allegation that the pop princess was molested by father Jamie when she was young. But according to the New York Daily News, a U.K. tabloid has shelled out a payment to a female relative of Britney who claims to be able to substantiate the accusation.
Britney's rep says there is no such tattling family member, and declares: "We're not commenting on Courtney Love, or any aliens who might come to Earth to impregnate people."
What's this about Britney being pregnant with an alien baby? Stay tuned while we get right on this lead!
Did Lindsay Lohan have a liplock with Jessica Alba's husband? According to Us, witnesses saw the troubled starlet "making out" with Cash Warren as they partied at West Hollywood's Villa recently — with Jessica nowhere in sight.
"When he goes out with friends, he gets into trouble," one of Cash's pals reportedly told the tabloid of the dad of 1½-year-old daughter Honor.
After sighting each other, the duo allegedly "ignored friends and just chatted" for about half an hour. Then "Lindsay and Cash started making out," an observer exclaimed. "Lip on tongue. It was raw. They were not shy!"
Another onlooker seconded, "It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real."
Insiders told the tabloid the marriage of less than two years could be in trouble, since "Jessica is not as into Cash as she used to be."
For her part, Lindsay says the report is "absurd. He is married. I wouldn't dare kiss him."
And a source close to Jessica and Cash tells People that "the reports [of him making out with Lindsay] are totally untrue," explaining that he knows the actress "professionally" but platonically. And what about their marriage? "The rumors are hurtful but they're just so ridiculous. They are very happy together and busy being parents. They're looking forward to spending the holidays together with family."