Urine trouble, lady!
A woman was allegedly arrested Tuesday for kicking and urinating upon a brand new car that was parked directly in front of the police station at Turk and Fillmore streets.
The owner was sitting in the car, talking on a cellphone at 10 p.m. when the deranged woman, a complete stranger, attempted to get in via the rear passenger door, police at Northern Station said.
When the door didn’t open, the stranger kicked the rear passenger door five times, then urinated on the door, police at Northern Station said.
The victim called cops, who didn’t have to go too far to make an arrest — the suspect fled but was detained a block away.
“The amount of damage to the brand new car made the crime a felony,” police said.
While being booked, the woman was allegedly found in possession of 18 baggies of marijuana, police said. She also appeared intoxicated, cops said.
The woman was booked on several charges, including a probation violation, police said.