This year's winner of the coveted cajones grandes award goes to Nigella Lawson's husband, art dealer Charles Saatchi, who says he is divorcing her because she failed to have his back after he was seen with his hands around her neck during an argument in London.
Saatchi says it was a playful tiff -- although he did receive a police caution for the incident. Saatchi released a statement saying, "I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way," according to the AP's Big Story.
He's free, ladies!
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Delta Gamma nightmare sorority dink Rebecca Martinson, who's insane email to her fellow sisters went viral, has started writing a dating advice column for the BroBible website.
It took awhile, but coalitions of gay rights activists are asking Capital One to dump Alec Baldwin for his alleged homophobic statements.
Gwyneth Paltrow further separated herself from mortals by saying that when she's feeling naughty she cheats on her diet with a cappuccino.
US Weekly magazine claims that Jenny McCarthy is in negotiations to be the newest host of "The View."
Actor Jaden Smith ("After Earth") is 15.
Actress Sophia Bush ("Partners") is 31.
Actress Kathleen Robertson ("Boss") is 40.
Musician Beck is 43.
Musician Toby Keith is 52.
Actor Kevin Bacon ("The Following") is 55.
Actress Anjelica Huston ("Smash") is 62.
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck is 64.
Singer Steve Lawrence is 78.
Singer Jerry Vale is 81.