Calvin Klein’s on-again-off-again boy toy Nick Gruber was allegedly kicked out of a Fire Island, N.Y., party for being “aggressively straight,” according to Queerty.
The site quotes a Facebook entry from partygoer Michael Lucas wherein he describes an “arrogant” Gruber who was shoving men away by allegedly saying, “Keep away from me! I’m straight!” Hey now, maybe they saw his gay pornos and got the wrong idea. “I am straight, and I don’t want any gay people to touch me,” he reportedly said.
So let’s get this, er, straight: You are on Fire Island, the gayest square-footage outside of the Castro district; you dated Calvin Klein; and you routinely pose shirtless and bulging for photographs. But you are not gay?
Queerty summed it up best: “Gruber has stunt-queening down to a science.”
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