The Onion’s AV Club may be on to something, because the site is basically declaring that “mermaids” are the new “sharks,” which of course recently dethroned “vampires” in the cultural zeitgeist.
The show “Once Upon a Time” has added a mermaid, and an entire show on NBC will revolve around one. That show is about “a beached mermaid in search of adventure who winds up working in a bar/attraction in Miami with an eclectic group of people as lost as she is.” Yes, but is she an anti-hero? Does she cook meth or serially murder baddies to satisfy her sociopathic desires?
We saw this coming after the “live mermaids” show at Florida’s Weeki Wachee Springs began to get press in The New York Times. Bring it on.
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