Who better to help Robert Pattinson back in the saddle than babe magnet Leonardo DiCaprio?
The Sun reports that R-Patz has been moping around L.A. after his split with Kristen Stewart, so Leo has invited him down to Miami where the two of them can tag-team troll for tail.
Pattison is famously a "one woman" man and reportedly told his friends he's sworn off females for a year, but just give him about a week with DiCaprio and we shall see. "He's determined to fix Rob up with on of the models he has in his phone book," a source told the Sun.
Marilyn Manson is getting heat for simulating wrist-slashing after dedicating a song to Paris Jackson.
Actress Kristin Cavallari and Bears Quarterback Jay Cutler are now married.
Muckraker Erin Brockovich was arrested in Vegas for being an alleged "intoxicated boater."
A San Quentin spokesperson reportedly said that "Night Stalker" Richard Ramirez died of Hepatitis C.
Sarah Jessica Parker is embarking on a partnership with Manolo Blahnik to release her own line of shoes.
First Daughter Sasha Obama is 12.
Model Kate Upton is 21.
Actor Shane West ("Nikita") is 35.
Singer Faith Evans is 40.
Actress Elizabeth Hurley ("Bedazzled") is 48.
Guitarist Joey Santiago of the Pixies is 48.
Actress Kate Flannery ("The Office") is 49.
Actress Jeanne Tripplehorn ("Big Love") is 50.
Actress Gina Gershon ("Killer Joe") is 51.
Prince Philip, the husband of Queen Elizabeth, is 92.
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