You can almost taste the Shakespearean drama that must exist behind the Kardashian mansion walls these days.
Baby-daddy Kanye West is allegedly doing all he can to keep daughter North West out of the spotlight, but he of course faces a mighty foe with the vain Grandma Kris and, let’s face it, probably with spotlight-hog Kim too.
Kim plans on unveiling an entire line of baby clothes inspired by her wee one, the New York Daily News reported, and designer Lloyd Klein says Norrie will be a “great poster child” for the brand. The Kardashians have shown great restraint so far, especially when you consider that we have yet to see a picture of the baby.
Hormones can do strange things to a woman, so hopefully Kim will come back to her senses soon and start branding that child. An eager nation waits.
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