The “Atonement” star explains that it would be great to “just get to ask for forgiveness.”
“It sounds much better than having to live with guilt,” Keira says. “It’s absolutely extraordinary. If only I wasn’t an atheist, I could get away with anything. You’d just ask for forgiveness and then you’d be forgiven.”
Keira, honey, why are you living with guilt anyway? Isn’t the point of being an atheist that there’s no such thing as sinning in the first place?
Almost a year to the day after their wedding, Prince William and Kate Middleton — excuse us, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge — walked down the aisle again. But thank heavens, they weren’t buying into the celebrity vow-renewal trend. The royal couple were guests at the wedding of a couple of close friends Saturday.
“They sat close to the front of the church, so they had to walk down the aisle together to get there,” an onlooker relayed to Us magazine. “It made a few people chuckle.”
At the event, “lots of people congratulated them on their first-year anniversary,” recalled the observer. “But they seemed quite keen not to take any attention away from the bride and groom.”
Well, clearly that worked out just fine. Wait, who were the bride and groom again?
Comeback-seeking Lindsay Lohan wasn’t doing herself any favors on the set of “Glee,” according to reports. She allegedly acted like a “diva” and not like a professional — which probably wasn’t a good move, considering she’s lucky to find any work these days.
“She was three hours late in the morning, and when she did finally arrive, she just didn’t want to be there,” a source told E! “She did not want to work. She had not memorized her lines, and she kept disappearing so no one could find her.”
And the “Mean Girls” star allegedly copped an attitude out of proportion to her current Hollywood status — to put it nicely.
“One of her demands has to do with her trailer size,” a source told Us. “The cast is already worked to death and then she puts everything behind. She is a diva!”
LiLo’s rep told E! the reports were “utter B.S.,” adding, “This is a classic example of people trying to bash Lindsay. She busted her a-- yesterday and is back on set again today.”
Exactly. This is obviously just one of many, many occasions in which random malicious people have inexplicably made up false stories about Lindsay. Why do people keep targeting this poor, innocent girl?