In what can be seen as either irony or poetic justice, "Girls Gone Wild" meanie Joe Francis is livid that a sex tape is making the rounds that involves he and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson. How embarrassing for her! Who in the world would want to admit sleeping with that guy?
According to TMZ, no one is exactly sure who is shopping it around, but Francis insists it ain’t him and he is going to sue them once he finds out. Yes, you heard that right: this from a guy who has been sued for filming underage women flashing for the camera.
He also could really use a cash infusion, so let’s hope this isn't an elaborate ruse to get even more attention for the tape which mysteriously surfaced after Wilson’s iPad was allegedly stolen. Hmm.QUICK TAKES •Katy Perry and John Mayer are giving it yet another go. •Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant with her first child; the father is her "Client List" costar Brian Hallisay. •Jay-Z may ink a $20 million dollar collaboration deal with Samsung. •We can all rest easy, because the iconic blue checkmark that means a Twitter account is “verified” has officially gone up on Amanda Bynes' feed. •The Night of the Long Knives continues at "American Idol" with the dismissal of two executive producers. HAPPY BIRTHDAY •Actress Abbie Cobb (“Suburgatory”) is 21. •Actor Danny Strong (“Buffy The Vampire Slayer”) is 39. •Actor Paul Giamatti (“Cosmopolis”) is 46. •Actor Jason Isaacs (“Awake”) is 50. •Guitarist Steve Vai is 53. •Comedian Colin Quinn is 54. •Comedienne Sandra Bernhard is 58. •Actor Harvey Fierstein (“Kinky Boots”) is 61. •Actor Robert Englund (“A Nightmare On Elm Street”) is 66. •Singer Gary U.S. Bonds is 74. Got Scoops or Bay Area celebrity gossip? Email firstname.lastname@example.org.