When President Barack Obama appeared to diss Kim Kardashian and Kanye West last week by saying their wealth was not a “realistic” mark of success for most kids to aspire to, Mama (of the) Hizzy Kris Jenner unsheathed her claws.
“I wasn’t aware that you could only set the bar so high and that we could only dream so big,” she said on her struggling talk show, “Kris.”
Jenner pointed out that her daughter has worked hard for everything that she has (leaving out, of course, that she was born on the proverbial “third base,” but never mind), and that “she never sleeps, she never stops, she never slows down.”
Obama never said anything about whether or not Kimye works hard, just that the average shmuck won’t be able to replicate what the couple have. So calm down, Kardashian Klan, we know “you built that.”
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