OK, OK, we will give in and report on the Story That Just Won’t Die: Prince Harry’s naked shenanigans in a Las Vegas hotel.
Pictures of the feckless, freckled fop emerged last week, leaving many of us “bummed,” to say the least.
Now a video of the sordid soiree is rumored to exist, complete with nude billiards among a gaggle of giggling girlies.
“He feels he has let himself down and is very disappointed with the fact that he allowed it to happen,” a source told the U.K.’s Sunday Times.
We expect more from the future brother of the King of England, like that time he dressed up like a Nazi for Halloween.
If it’s Wednesday, it has to be time for a new Lindsay Lohan rumor. This time the perennial reprobate has been accused yet again of stealing jewelry.
According to TMZ, the bangles were taken from her wealthy friend’s house, but Lohan says she had a good excuse: She was hiding them from burglars.
If a credit card company can “pre-approve” you, then why can’t you be “pre-burgled,” too?
Makes perfect sense.
And now something from the Department of WTF: None other than “Hanoi” Jane Fonda will portray Nancy Reagan in an upcoming film.
“I feel very ready to take her on,” says Fonda in her blog. (One can assume she is referring to the role, and not challenging her to a political debate.)
She also claims that the former first lady is “pleased” that she will be playing her, because a friend of a friend of a friend told her so.
Mrs. Reagan was of course behind the anti-drug phrase “Just Say No”… something that Fonda perhaps should have considered when she first saw the script.