The San Francisco Examiner predicts what The City’s leaders, losers, and movers and shakers want from Santa.
Who: George Gascón
Holiday wish: A hair stylist
Why: The police chief has done a good job keeping crime down in The City, but those cowlicks are a whole other story. In a city that employs thousands in the hair-care sector and with hours of invaluable face time on the tube, the top cop should take advantage of all that San Francisco has to offer a pile of hair. Oh, yeah — Kate Gosselin wants her signature ’do back.