Only a guy like Chris Brown could suffer a seizure and then blame it on the haters. If we would all stop judging him for being an abuser, a parking place psycho, a hit-and-run d-bag or a probation bird-flipper, he might be able to live his life.
Brown's publicist released a statement over the weekend saying that the singer suffered the seizure Friday due to the "continued onslaught of unfounded legal matters and nonstop negativity" that the world has rained down on his innocent little head, Fox reported. The only thing missing from the news release was a few passages from the Book of Job.
As for the real reason for the seizure, we will probably never know because Brown reportedly refused treatment when paramedics arrived, according to TMZ.
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